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Joke Pacaran

Posted by d3nba6u53 pada April 11, 2008

Akhirnya aku sudah menunggu saat ini tiba sejak lama
Cewek : Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi ?
Cowok : Tentu Tidak!!Jangan pernah kau berpikiran seperti itu
Cewek : Apakah Kau mencintaiku ??
Cowok : Tentu !! Selamanya akan tetap begitu
Cewek : Apakah kau pernah selingkuh ??
Cowok : Tidak !! Aku tak akan pernah melakukan hal buruk itu
Cewek : Maukah kau menciumku ??
Cowok : Ya
Cewek : Sayangku…. …
Sesudah 5 tahun nikah….tinggal baca dari bawah ke atas

matur nuwun



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