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Sampai Puas

Ditulis oleh d3nba6u53 di/pada Maret 26, 2008

Korban iklan.

Operator Seluler XL menawarkan paket bicara Rp. 600,- sampai puas ke semua jenis operator. Kalau bisa puas berarti kawin sama kambing. Kebetulan aku yang juga korban iklan neh he..he.. penasaran pingin nyoba. Beli perdana Rp. 10.000 buat telp istri tercinta he..he…!Setelah speak sana speak sini, aku cek ternyata 2 menit aku speak2 sama Istri aku cek habis berapa?Tahukah kawan aku habis berapa!

Habis Rp. 3000,- Inipun aku GAK PUAS, padahal iklannya mengatakan Rp. 600,- sudah PUAS, ternyata

aku yang habis Rp. 3000,- gak PUAS-PUAS… Aku lebih puas sama ****** sendiri he..he…!

Siapakah yang salah?Yang pasang iklan atau yang kemakan iklan?

Yah namanya Iklan, gimana caranya untung ya gak bro!

salam damai

d3nba6u53

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